Nauseating ambiguity

Moses: "I've had it with organized religion- it's too restrictive, too controlling, and I'm a free spirit. But I'm not one of those smug atheists who have no room in their lives for the supernatural." Mo: "He's going to say it, isn't he?" Bartender: "Surely not." Moses: "A slave to neither dogma nor reason, I rise humbly above the believer and the atheist, secure in the knowledge that there is 'something else'." Jesus: "Here it comes!" Moses: "I'm not religious, I'm spiritual." Mo: "Jesus Fuck." Bartender: "I've just been sick in my mouth."

We’ve all met people like this, the damned “spiritual but not religious.” They annoyed the hell out of me when I was religious and they annoy the hell out of me now. Heck, they’re almost as obnoxious as those who identify as agnostics.

(Via Jesus and Mo)

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  1. Ugh… Yeah, I can’t stand those free spirit people.

    Good one

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