I could take the easy way out and just say there are no gods, even though that’s blasphemy to all religions, it would be boring, so I’m going to have a little more fun than that.

• The Abrahamic god, whether you call him God, Yahweh, Adonai, HaShem, Allah, or anything else, is a maniacal, schizophrenic, homicidal, genocidal, misogynistic, homophobic sadist.
• Jesus probably never existed at all, but if he did he was nothing more than a common charlatan and based on what’s in the Gospels he sounds like he may be a bit bipolar.
• Muhammad was a murderous, egotistical pedophile.
• Ellen White had severe brain damage. Her crazy ramblings shouldn’t be praised, they should be pitied.
• Joseph Smith was fraud who made his way from scam to scam until he found one that paid off (at least until he was gunned down).
• L. Ron Hubbard was a lousy science fiction writer, but he was just enough of an asshole to see if people would buy it if he said one of his stories was non-fiction. Surprisingly enough people did, but what’s terrifyingly is they have lawyers.

Sure, there are a lot more gods and prophets to mock, but I frankly don’t care about any of them.

The simple fact is if you’re feelings are hurt by what I wrote, then you probably shouldn’t have read it. However, they’re just hurt feelings, there’s no reason to get violent or litigious about it, that is, unless you’re a complete and utter asshole.