Heres just a sampling of fun conversations I’ve had over the last few weeks:

Talking to a cousin about the issues I ran into with her mom over the title I chose for a blog post. The cousin thought I was being naughty, I corrected her, “No, I was being provocative and exercising some literary license.”

A colleague I hadn’t seen in a few years asked me if I was still angry with God. My response, “No more so than I am angry at Santa Claus.”

Someone asked me to officiate his wedding, first thing I said was, “I won’t invoke any deities.” His response, “Perfect.”