Kindergarten Criminals
On Monday June 25th, the Belknap County Convention held a meeting in Laconia to discuss hiring a consultant to get help in designing a jail that would actually try to help inmates. Two freshmen state representatives were in attendance.
Freshman State Rep Harry Accornero seemed to ask good questions like: “Will this new facility change anything?” He was told about proposal for court diversion and drug / alcohol counseling. Accornero spoke about a reasonable idea that less arrests would be made if police had some counseling training.
Then came Freshmen Representative Bob Kingsbury talking about a “theory” he had been working on since 1996. He had analyzed the local crime for Laconia and other smaller, surrounding towns. An idea popped into his melon that a large town like Laconia has a much higher crime rate and they teach kindergarten. Whereas the surrounding towns do not teach kindergarten and have a much lower crime rate. He went on to say “We’re taking children away from their mothers too soon.”
Freshman Kingsbury believes this so vehemently that before he was even elected, he wrote all of the NH state representatives. While NH was discussing the idea of becoming the 49th state in the union to offer public kindergarten, Kingsbury mailed a packet to them all outlining his detailed research.
Even though Freshmen Rep Kingsbury called his idea a “theory” – which implies thorough proving of many hypotheses – he does not seem to have all of the kinks worked out yet. He suggested that kindergarten might not be the singular cause of crime. He also thinks the decline of gun ownership and that boxing is no longer taught in school as possible links to this criminal epidemic in Laconia.
No mention of a correlation between room temperature milk being served in day care and Sunday school having any link to smoking crack or teen pregnancy later in life. Stay tuned for developments.
That’s really all I got. New Hampshire, you elected the teaparty candidate. You get what you deserve. A moron. Please don’t let his crazy spill out of your state.
A Glimmer of Hope
Alan Chambers is married to a woman and has children. He is the president of Exodus International and very attracted to men. As the president of the Christian ministry that is best known for advocating and using ex-gay therapy AKA reparative therapy AKA conversion therapy, Alan has had a change of heart. He has spent months cleaning the ministries web site of books that have anything to do with conversion therapy. Even better, he is speaking at their conference in Minneapolis where 600 Exodus ministers and followers are attending. Alan will be going over the guidelines to formally remove this “therapy” which has had horrible effects on many gay people.
In a recent statement, Alan said:
I do not believe that cure is a word that is applicable to really any struggle, homosexuality included. For someone to put out a shingle and say, ‘I can cure homosexuality’ – that to me is as bizarre as someone saying they can cure any other common temptation or struggle that anyone faces on Planet Earth.
Of course this is great news to see such a public reversal, but I cannot guess how many people have been hurt by their programs world wide. Alan said that most of his ministers are following the new rules, but there might be a few holdouts in their over 360 churches. The reversal in no way affects their political policy on banning same sex marriage though. Get that out of your head.
Alan wants Exodus to focus on helping Christians reconcile their religious beliefs with their sexual feelings which are an affront to their bible. That reconciliation might be celibacy or marrying a person of the opposite sex (and being miserable for the rest of their lives).
All this coming from a man who is open about his sexual urges for the love of men. It’s painful to see a man hate himself so much that he endorsed a hurtful program as conversion therapy. And, all the while living a lie with a woman who knows her husband is gay but stays anyway. But seriously – who really wants to be celibate?
God Loves an Idiot
2012 STATE REPUBLICAN PARTY PLATFORM
PRINCIPALS
We, the 2012 Republican Party of Texas, believe in this platform and expect our elected leaders to uphold these truths through acknowledgement and action. We believe in:
1. Strict adherence to the original intent of the Declaration of Independence and U.S. and Texas Constitutions.
2. The sanctity of human life, created in the image of God, which should be protected from fertilization to natural death.
3. Preserving American and Texas Sovereignty and Freedom.
4. Limiting government power to those items enumerated in the U.S. and Texas Constitutions.
5. Personal Accountability and Responsibility.
6. Self-sufficient families, founded on the traditional marriage of a natural man and a natural woman.
7. Having an educated population, with parents having the freedom of choice for the education of their children.
8. Americans having the right to be safe in their homes, on their streets, and in their communities, and the unalienable right to defend themselves.
9. A free enterprise society unencumbered by government interference or subsidies.
10. Honoring all of those that serve and protect our freedom.
11. “The laws of nature and nature’s God” as our Founding Fathers believed.
Posting this so that a friend of mine (AND #1 fan of Atheist Nomads!) can knock some sense into her relatives back home… 😉
~Wesley
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Crappy science. I love it! I heard a lot of stupid shit as an educator. I’ll have to tell you sometime some of the stupid correlations I had to listen to by superiors. (My favorite one being the claim that when children sit down on the floor in front of you when you’re reading aloud, the blood vessels in their buttocks are stimulated and increase blood flow to the brain, causing them to think better. Yeah, right! There is NO study that shows this. It was entirely made up as a reason why they wanted all of us teachers to have kids sit on the floor during read-aloud instead of at their seats. LOL!)
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^ The joke being that kids are sitting on chairs at their desks. How is sitting on a chair different from sitting on the floor in regards to one’s buttocks, even if the claim of increased blood flow were true? Ridiculous.
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1. Strict adherence to the original intent of the Declaration of Independence and U.S. and Texas Constitutions. [No amendments then? Okay. Slavery is back in, and women can’t vote. For starters.]
2. The sanctity of human life, created in the image of God, which should be protected from fertilization to natural death. [Fuck this God shit. Also, does natural death mean no health care? Oh. Yeah. You don’t want that either.]
3. Preserving American and Texas Sovereignty and Freedom. [And that is different from what?]
4. Limiting government power to those items enumerated in the U.S. and Texas Constitutions. [You’d be surprised at what the law allows. Commerce Clause, baby!]
5. Personal Accountability and Responsibility. [But only for some people. Corporate welfare is okay, as are bank bailouts.]
6. Self-sufficient families, founded on the traditional marriage of a natural man and a natural woman. [Fuck all that. Plus with the crappy food we eat, how are we natural? At least they didn’t use the word “organic”.]
7. Having an educated population, with parents having the freedom of choice for the education of their children. [But not a secular education. No way, no how. No science, unless it’s aligned with the Bible.]
8. Americans having the right to be safe in their homes, on their streets, and in their communities, and the unalienable right to defend themselves. [Stand Your Ground laws are an overreach that justifies unjustified self-defense.]
9. A free enterprise society unencumbered by government interference or subsidies. [Sounds like quasi-anarchy. Should we just abolish the Fed and have everyone barter?]
10. Honoring all of those that serve and protect our freedom. [But when it comes to fully funding the VA, fuck all that. Let them die a natural death.]
11. “The laws of nature and nature’s God” as our Founding Fathers believed. [Where exactly is God mentioned in the Constitution? Yeah. NOWHERE.]
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Holy shit Scrappy-Doo… You lit it up… Lol
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Ruh-Roh, Raggy! :O