As we already know, all dead Mormons are now gay, well now Colbert has made them Jews.

I do have to correct Colbert about one thing, Catholics baptize people who are as consensual as the dead with every infant they sprinkle a little water on.

Since Mormons believe they are just giving them the choice to accept the Mormon message (makes me wonder why Anne Frank would need to be given that choice 9 times), the dead Mormons, by the same logic, now have the choice to become Jews and/or gay.