Pregnant Via Toilet Seat Defense Denied
Allan Eugene Keate is a name you might be familiar with after he was convicted of sexually assaulting and impregnating a 15 year old girl – his plural wife. He was a compatriot of Warren Jeffs in the FLDS church. You could easily say I am poisoning the well by associating Keate and Jeffs. So be it. They deserve each other and whatever happens to them in jail.
During the appeal, Keate and his attorney argued penetration of his wife never occurred at all… let alone in Texas. Then in one of those “if the glove don’t fit, you must acquit” moments, the Attorney brought out this argument to the court, saying:
[Keate] complains that the state’s evidence is largely circumstantial and failed to eliminate the possibility that (the victim) could have become pregnant by artificial insemination.
This is exactly the kind of man who makes me rage. Keate allowed his attorney to allude to something so preposterous like the girl sitting on the toilet seat after Keate wanked it in the bathroom – and getting pregnant. Since we all know how every man’s little swimmers can disperse into a fine mist all over a room, it’s a possibility.
It might happen! Shyeah, and monkeys might fly out of my butt! ~Wayne Campbell
It’s always good to see some reasonable verdicts get handed down from the Texas criminal courts… Especially when Texas is known for so much crap in their patent trials over the years.
Golgata Picnic
A few days ago in Paris, a couple fundamentalist Christians took a cue from their Jewish ultra orthodox brothers. Yes, there was a poo sneak-attack on Jean-Michel Ribes, the director of the Rond-Point Theatre.
Back in December, Jean-Michel received death threats after the Rond-Point did a run of “Golgota Picnic” which some Christians think is critical of their religion. Perhaps they are overreacting. A crucifiction of Jesus named “El Puta Diablo” which is built out of trash doesn’t sound like a reason to kill a person. I’m thinking the couple of poo-sters were just big Kevin Smith fans that watched the movie Dogma a few too many times and thought Jean-Michel would get the joke. What do you guys N gals think?
I hope to see each and every one of you at the Northwest Free-thought Convention close to Seattle, Washington in a few days!
~Wesley