The Hottest Party in the Universe

From how Christians describe hell, it sounds like the hottest party in the universe with all the coolest people. I’m being serious here, we’re talking bon fires, atheists, scientists, rock stars, and strippers!

In Heaven there’s supposed to be all the Bible thumpers with everyone playing harps and singing the same song over and over…boring…

If those places were real I know which one I would want to go to. Of course they aren’t real, so sadly no rock concert beyond the grave.


Not to rub it in, but while you’re reading this I’m rafting the Rogue River.